how tf do you make such a mediocre vampire movie in 2024
we were rooting for you. we were all rooting for you.
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John Tucker Must Die 2006
it's crazy this came out after meangirls— same movie, worse execution. but i do love that "vegan slut" is one of the four categories of woman
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Challengers 2024
Feeling like a fool with how much I loved this movie. I literally have a crush on this movie. Not on the actors. On this movie. I blush whenever I think about it (which is all the time, because I have a crush).
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Bound 1996
Last night at the dyke bar someone told me I remind them of Corky. Obviously she was lying just to get in my pants, as I am neither quiet, tortured, nor look like I could change a tire. But obviously it worked. Who wouldn't want to be compared to possibly the most iconic lesbian in cinematic history? I'll wear my little white wife beater every day in her honor. I'll pick up a wrench if I have to. I'll make an earring out of tools.
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