Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Fanatic 2019

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  “I AM NOT A STALKER! 😡”

  Man, wtf Limp Bizkit got John Travolta doing.🤦
  Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
  Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.😏

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  Orphan: First Kill 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  This shit was trim asf🤘 

  I’m like how tare you going to make a prequel over a decade later when she’s an actual adult now? This is gonna be ass. Yeah, no I was fucking wrong this was fire and answered a lot of questions from the original. 
  Team Esther!

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2024 1

  Call me “The Fat Joint King*”!!!🍃😮‍💨🤌
  That’s that flower from Percy Jackson 🌺

  This movie starts off like ‘Saltburn’, then goes into ‘Don’t Worry Darling’ territory and ends with ‘I Spit On Your Grave’ vibes. A trip to Weinstein island 

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  Mean Girls 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct 2023

  "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs... and the HOMOSEXUALS."

  I have seen this a million times its great and still remains top 3 whitest movies ever lol
  HAPPY MEAN GIRLS DAY!!!