spazuit

spazuit

"Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?"

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

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  • Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★½

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    ★★★★★

  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★½

  • Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★½

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  • Venom: The Last Dance

    Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★½

    Everything beyond the 1st act was - like the design of the colorful symbiotes, eclectic spinning non euclidian nonsense that doesn’t give you a moment to ground yourself in what the fuck is going on. The husband and husband banter between Max Rockatansky and (also voiced by Tom Hardy) dancing-to-Abba- The Black One (instant meme btw, but not like that bro) is never not hilarious. It’s sad to see our favorite gay mcu couple’s last moments together, but this was…

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    ★★★★★

    This is the best movie ever made.

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★½

    Wanted to hate it but I fell to my knees from the power that is a black queen singing her heart out

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