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Mickey 17 2025
This director has a lot of fetishes. Loved the challengers-style double Robert Pattinson gag. Love the “dumb-looking alien race that’s actually very intelligent” trope. There was a lot going on in this movie, and I don’t think all of it was necessarily connected. I think Mickey 17 really could have benefit from cutting at least 30 minutes - and a lot of the narration. Mark Ruffalo’s extremely obvious Trump impression was excellently teeth grinding. Great job at capturing the the future techno-space-capatalist vibe. Bong Joon-ho should 100% direct an Alien movie or show. That would be the actual BOMB.
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Venom: The Last Dance 2024
Everything beyond the 1st act was - like the design of the colorful symbiotes, eclectic spinning non euclidian nonsense that doesn’t give you a moment to ground yourself in what the fuck is going on. The husband and husband banter between Max Rockatansky and (also voiced by Tom Hardy) dancing-to-Abba- The Black One (instant meme btw, but not like that bro) is never not hilarious. It’s sad to see our favorite gay mcu couple’s last moments together, but this was…
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
AMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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