Ernie Turpin

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Humor. Skill. Wit. Sex appeal. That order.

Favorite films

  • Girlfriends
  • Lost in Translation
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • A New Leaf

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  • Charlie Chan's Secret

    ★★★½

  • Charlie Chan at the Olympics

    ★★★

  • Charlie Chan at the Opera

    ★★★

  • Charlie Chan at the Race Track

    ★★★

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  • Charlie Chan's Secret

    Charlie Chan's Secret

    ★★★½

    I’m a sucker for 70-minute 1930s detective movies, and I’m a sucker for haunted house murder mysteries, so this was catnip for me.

    Bonus: there’s actually a whitey playing the dopey butler, which would seem progressive if it were nearly any other damn franchise.

  • Charlie Chan at the Circus

    Charlie Chan at the Circus

    ★★★½

    Circuses, trains, guys in gorilla suits, guys in drag, this one’s a fuckin’ hoot.

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  • Dirty Work

    Dirty Work

    ★★★½

    “I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer also dies at exactly the same time. So that, to me, is not a loss. That’s a draw.”

    RIP Norm

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

    I went into this being heavily burned out on movies. Cinema is my favorite hobby by far, so burnout is an awful feeling.

    I have no idea what prompted me to watch this, because I’m not a Tom Cruise fan. I was born too late to have any sort of appreciation for the original Top Gun in its time, and I didn’t even bother to watch it until last summer. I’m not overly fond of it, but I appreciate it as…