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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  As a movie (fnaf aside) it was 4/10, surprisingly plot and acting heavy. As a fnaf movie it was 7/10 (I know lots of fans wanted a big screen retelling of the lore :/)

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

  ★★★½ Rewatched 24 Jul 2023

  The more recent spider man films stopped doing the parts where all hope is seemingly lost for spider-man until the people of New York step in to help him. Shame.

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  Little & Big Monsters 2009

  ½ Watched 09 Aug 2020 1

  The China virus

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  When Zachary Beaver Came to Town 2003

  ½ Watched 01 Oct 2022

  “We need to get Zachary baptised!”

  Somehow, getting the titular character baptised solves the conflifct. Is this the kind of thing they show at middle American church youth group film nights? In once scene Zachary Beaver is supposed to be playing a Gameboy but he is holding the console upside down and backwards.

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