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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Pope up the jam, pope it up
  While your feet are stomping
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  Look ahead, the crowd is jumpin'
  Pope it up a little more
  Get the party goin' on the dance floor
  See, 'cause that's where the party's at
  And you'd find out if you do that

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  Dark Nuns 2025

  ★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025 1

  This movie didn’t care about its own lore, which made it slow and confusing. I liked the syncretism of the shamanism and catholicism, but it didn’t lean into this theme or develop it in any meaningful way. The popcorn was tasty.

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