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  Monsters of California 2023

  ★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Redbox Series #4 

  Not all bad movies are created equal. This movie is sorta competently shot, with an attempt at color grading, albeit being that annoying orange and blue hollywood look. But holy fuck this shit is so bland and boring. Edgy California punk skater boys making “I’m gonna fuck your mom!!” jokes non stop while stringing along some knockoff Stranger Things “plot.” Some of the worst writing I’ve heard in a long time, it actually sounds like it was…

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  Top 25 Alien Encounters: UFO Case Files Exposed 2017

  ½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Redbox Series #3

  This “movie” titled Top 25 Alien Encounters starts with the text “Top 20 Alien Encounters” okay so which is it. Then, the first “encounter” they talk about is just some nonsense narration over NASA stock footage and poorly rendered alien models with no subtitles. The second “encounter” was a dude talking about seeing an alien but the whole time he’s bumbling and rambling like he’s drunk, which he probably was. Literally impossible for the human mind to…

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  Metal 2024

  Rewatched 05 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Sep 2024 1

  Check out this… movie.

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