Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Probably needed more 00’s bad cgi sex dreams imo

  Also why did he act like that the whole movie, this man needs a therapist not a secretary

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  The Ring 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I always knew there was something wrong with horse girls

Popular reviews

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  Triple Dog 2010

  ★½ Watched 22 Nov 2020

  They showed her jumping off the bridge six different times but we stan a knitting himbo

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  The Light Touch 2021

  ½ Watched 22 Jul 2021 1

  There’s masterpieces, then your art films and high cinema, then you blockbusters and theater movies. Then you have indie films and short films, then content like YouTube or Vimeo, then comes porn. Below porn is this film. 
  This film feels as if it was written and directed solely so the person making this could jerk off to it. Horrendous.