Uhm, okay. Decent intro, but then runs into an everlasting screaming-running-jumping-dying circular path. Every single character is super obnoxious, and every time someone is killed I breathe a sigh of relief.
I miss Arachnophobia.
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War of the Worlds 2005
A million year since I last saw this, but has aged pretty darn well. The ending is super rushed and not much is explained. But fuck it, those tripods creep me out enough to save all bad details.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
On a trippyness scale from one to ten, this one is 14,000,605. Itβs an insane mix of super hero action, humor and Sam Raimiβs finest horror. And on top of that a bunch of cameos and twists that made me wanna scream out my loudest insanity scream (which of course I didnβt, only idiots scream in movie theaters).Β
Throwing in an extra half star for the musical fight. That was freaking beautiful, and any film with a regular boring fist fight will have half a star deducted to compensate, starting now.
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Licorice Pizza 2021
As years go by, they keep wearing down and rebuilding their armor against each other, skipping around between various love interests, until they suddenly one day wake up to realize there was never any other love meant to be but the one between each other.
Like me and the My Little Pony cartoons.
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