Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  They Look Like People 2015

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  the real reason i don’t date coworkers is in case they have a homoerotic friendship with their schizophrenic roommate who will try to kill me

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  if i had a nickel for every movie ive watched today revolving around unrelated career criminals named frank costello, id have two nickels

Popular reviews

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  Legally Blonde: The Musical 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Sep 2021

  “and i don't have to hit on interns, professor.” is anyone else here insanely horny

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  i have never been more grateful in my life to not have taken the edible i meant to take before this