Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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The Intruder 1962
Corman’s most critically acclaimed movie, and also his first commercial failure. Not many distrubutors wanted to touch this. Corman and his brother, Gene, financed this in its entirety out of their own pockets. Based on a novel that was based on a true story, it might seem tame by today’s standards, told from a (mostly) white POV, but at the time it was a ticking bomb.
As Corman explains in his autobiography, while Mississippi Burning was made from the relative…
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Creature 1985
I don’t think I’ll ever tire of watching these low-budget Alien rip-offs. There’s really something to be said for a movie that is so frickin’ good that people will just make imitation upon imitation for years and years after its release.
This one has the same budget as Galaxy of Terror, around $700k, but it feels more expensive. The effects are really good, especially the space station in the first act, and also the spaceship interiors. This was very 80s,…
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