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Godzilla Minus One 2023
Felt like a loose collection of scenes strung together poorly. I think I'm out on franchises as well. There were a couple of scenes I vaguely remember that were call backs to old Godzilla movies...but why do I need to watch 20+ movies and 20+ YouTube breakdown videos to enjoy a movie these days? I'm all about self contained movies now.
All sack, no balls this movie
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The Revenant 2015
Thank God Leo couldn't talk much of the movie. Pretty good actor when I can't understand him, but he got out acted and out mumbled by the man the myth the legend, Tom Hardy
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Avatar: The Way of Water 2022
Now I'm not one to kink shame, hell I am even cool with missionary, but I gotta draw the line at transfing your consciousness into a 10 foot blue lizard to sexually braid hair together
Not entirely sure why I turned this on. Waste of an edible
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Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019
I normally like to take notes as I'm watching a movie, and then come back the next day to finalize my thoughts and create my super analytical and insightful reviews I'm known for. For this Tarentino flick, I decided to just go with my notes/rough draft I wrote whilst 10 crispy beers deep. Enjoy.
"Make it all about Margot Robbie. She'd make a man out of me. FEET
I don't think I'm being presumptuous when I say Margot Robbie might…
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