Stuart Hume

Stuart Hume

Favorite films

  • Dredd
  • Brazil
  • Star Wars
  • Dead & Buried

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  • Crash

    ★½

  • Gattaca

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Strange Days

    ★★★★

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  • Your Highness

    Your Highness

    "Pity. Looks good & everyone seems to be trying their best, but it just wasn't funny. Well, it might *just* be to a per-pubescent male (and a pretty infantile one at that) but really, even that's an insult to young teenage boys. I laughed maybe a couple of times but was rightly embarrassed for doing so.

    A film that wants to be Monty Python & The Holy Grail meets The Princess Bride but just ends up being more like Mel Brooks versus Krull. Even the incredibly hot Natalie Portman kicking warrior butt doesn't make it worth watching. Avoid.

    "

  • X-Men: First Class

    X-Men: First Class

    ★★★★

    "The aptly subtitled, X-Men: First Class is a surprisingly intelligent, exciting, action-packed prequel that looks to have rescued a faltering franchise, � la JJ Abrams' Star Trek."

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  • Safe

    Safe

    ★★★

    "Mercury Rising but with Jason Statham instead of Bruce Willis and a girl with the secret code in her head instead of a boy.

    Statham plays a former cop turned cage fighter who, having had absolutely everything taken from him and on the brink of suicide, ends up on the run protecting a young girl from Chinese gangsters, Russian mafia & corrupt New York cops.

    'Safe' is an apt title as this is all well within Statham's comfort zone. �It's not…

  • Gone

    Gone

    ½

    "Gone. Just like any logic, suspense or decent acting.

    Don't bother. Not even when it comes on TV.

    "