SubliminalTurd

SubliminalTurd

Favorite films

  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Schindler's List
  • Fight Club
  • Fargo

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  • Guns Akimbo

    ★★★

  • Saltburn

    ★½

  • Whiplash

    ★★★½

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★½

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  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    ★★★

    Definitely wasn't good, but I was undeniably entertained. As far as these Rehabilited-Weenie-starts-making-odd-unique-movies movies go this is definitely one of the least creative or artful ones. Very much Scott Pilgrim meets Running Man with an added veneer of always quite cringy modern internet culture commentary; it definitely doesn't aim much higher than the elevator pitch of "there's a guy with guns for hands". Pretty stupid and basic but it's got endless energy and the hamminess of it all did provide fun.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★½

    Ya know when you stop to think about it The Predator is a surprisingly difficult series to put sequels in despite the on paper concept of "jacked alien hunter comes to earth and hunts toughest people it can find" is perfect sequel bait, probably explaining why there's been like 800 Predator movies in the last 15 years, all bad.

    This is because most of what made the first movie such an eternal classic was all the specifics of how it…

  • Road House

    Road House

    ★★★

    Pain don't hurt.

    A lot of stupid fun with all the excesses of a film in the 80's about horny dive bars directed by a man called Rowdy. The escalation from goofy bar drama to throat ripping murder is hilariously fast and sloppy, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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