Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bloodsport 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Apr 2023

  - movies should be a cool 90 minutes
  - movies can simply have bad acting 
  - movies can show the entire back story in one long flash back
  - movies can have a clearly European man be American 
  - pants can and should be worn pulled up past the belly button

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★ Watched 16 Apr 2023

  Trump at one of his rallies:

  “saw the new ari aster film—not very good, kinda confusing. Oedipal Ari I call him. Oedipal Ari.”

Popular reviews

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  Infinity Pool 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2023

  As a Hilton Diamond Member I can confirm that this stuff really happens

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  All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2023

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