Swearwolf69

Swearwolf69

Favorite films

  • The Devils
  • Jane Eyre
  • Halloween
  • Sharp Objects

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  • The Cell

    ★★★★

  • Spring Breakers

    ★★★

  • Wolves

  • Companion

    ★★★★★

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  • Van Helsing

    Van Helsing

    ★★★★★

    A cow is catapulted through a church and is ok, a horse drawn carriage explodes for absolutely no reason, the accents are enough to warrant a second Cold War,  Hugh Jackman is the hottest he’s ever been, and Kate Beckinsale backflips in Louboutins the whole movie but then dies from sitting on a couch too hard. This movie is a fucking masterpiece and anyone who says otherwise is a coward.

  • Foe

    Foe

    ½

    It’s devastating to watch Saoirse Ronan and have to remind myself that she’s a really good actress, actually.

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★½

    Brideshead Revisited By the Talented Mr. Ripley - and at least the film is very self-aware of this fact because they certainly didn’t reinvent the wheel with this one. I think they set up a far more interesting story than they ended up telling, but it was a compelling watch. Rosamund Pike, Richard E. Grant and Barry Keoighan are incredible, and the cinematography alone is worth the watch.

  • Fall

    Fall

    ★★★

    Girl eats 1 (one) vulture and suddenly she can unfuck her three days of bad choices at once.

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