Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Monster Inside: America's Most Extreme Haunted House 2023

  ★ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  the documentary is very bad. but i did enjoy learning that this actually isn’t in any way theater or a haunted house or an immersive experience, it’s just a weird old creep with a day job at a walmart garden center who beats up youtubers in the yard outside his mobile home. sir you don’t run a “haunt,” you run a ditch. congrats on owning a video camera and a hose, i guess

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  Requiem for a Dream 2000

  ★ Rewatched 22 Jul 2024

  this movie is the guy in your undergrad philosophy class who keeps looking for ways to bring up atheism. he thinks he has a knack for accents, and sometimes practices them at home. he has strong opinions about brands of notebooks and mechanical pencils, but he only ever takes notes on his phone. this movie thinks you’re not like all those other girls, but right now you’re being kind of a bitch.

Popular reviews

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  The House That Jack Built 2018

  ★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2020

  after careful consideration I have to say I don’t think lars von trier and I would get along

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★ Watched 28 Apr 2023

  this script feels like someone i don’t want to be friends with asked bing chat to write two hours of military fanfic

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