Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  F9 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2021

  Space, giant magnets, the longest zip line ever. Flawless addition to the franchise. Perfect nonsense.

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  Spaceship Earth 2020

  ★★★ Watched 28 May 2020

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2012 12

  This film is so unlike anything I've seen Hollywood churn out recently that I was genuinely staggered. You have to concentrate. Hard. For the entire film. Alfredson gives you no easy routes, and you find yourself crossing your eyes in frustration. Is this a flashback? Is this guy dead? What's happening here? And yet despite how much effort you have to put in, the atmospheric approach makes it seem worth it. A malevolent, dreary London; a secret service turned corrupt…

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  Zardoz 1974

  ★★ Watched 10 Apr 2012 8

  Actual IMs sent while watching this movie:

  7:35 PM omg what is this?! his beard is drawn on with a PEN
  7:36 PM do I need to be high to understand this??
  7:37 PM sean connery has a BRAID
  7:54 PM why is sean connery wearing red nappies?
  8:09 PM i love how in the future noone wears a bra
  8:12 PM and now Charlotte Rampling is giving a lecture on what causes erections
  8:18 PM the vortex men are…