clue and labyrinth shaped my personality at age 5 and i never got normal so take all my reviews with that in mind
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Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014
it’s a right good spy film innit bruv
this is DELIGHTFUL!!!! the choreography of the church scene especially had me entranced. the colors, the dialogue, the Colin Firth in That Suit, it’s got it all.
i want the kingsman glasses so fucking bad i’m considering making an eye appt just to justify new frames
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13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi 2016
my dad turned this on and i wasn’t allowed to suggest other movies because he’s sick so. a decent enough “true story” war drama that featured john krasinski covered in enough blood and dirt for me to keep watching.
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Jennifer's Body 2009
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
justice for colin gray 💔 otherwise a very girlboss film. jennifer is the bi icon we didn’t ask for but we needed.
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The Blanket that ate everybody 2022
did not actually watch this. using as a blank slate to review my buddy’s high school final. big thumbs up to john for making the most viscerally uncomfortable short film i had to watch in that class . big big fan. top ten for sure .
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