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Recent reviews

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  OPAL 2020

  ★★★★ Rewatched 31 Mar 2025

  one time i turned this on while my friend was asleep at a sleepover and she woke up during the mirror man segment. sorry kath.

  jack stauber is brilliant and this is heartbreaking and scary and wonderful all at once. highly rec. maybe just not at night.

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  Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  it’s a right good spy film innit bruv 

  this is DELIGHTFUL!!!! the choreography of the church scene especially had me entranced. the colors, the dialogue, the Colin Firth in That Suit, it’s got it all. 

  i want the kingsman glasses so fucking bad i’m considering making an eye appt just to justify new frames

Popular reviews

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Blanket that ate everybody 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  did not actually watch this. using as a blank slate to review my buddy’s high school final. big thumbs up to john for making the most viscerally uncomfortable short film i had to watch in that class . big big fan. top ten for sure .

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