Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Prince of Darkness 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Oct 2023

  If this is what satan is as a liquid, I can only imagine what he’d be like as a gas

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  Light Sleeper 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Apr 2022

  Was gonna give it 4 stars but saw that David Spade was credited as ‘Theological Cokehead’ and just had to up my rating a bit.

Recent reviews

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  Camp Rock 2008

  Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  Real films are shot on 35mm

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  Matilda 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Juvenile mutant anarchist assaults upstanding school administrator, abandons loving family

Popular reviews

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  Blast from the Past 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2021

  Brendan Fraser is the physical embodiment of the female gaze.

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  Pig 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2022

  It’s rare that a movie this hyped actually delivers but damn. Genuinely mad I’m so late to see this. Feels like 2021s Uncut Gems in that it’s universally loved but will get no awards recognition.