Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Fassbender looks cool in glasses. Basta.

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  So many one line zingers in this movie - all ridiculous, all on the nose. 

  Heart Eyes while 100% B Horror, also tries to be EVERY OTHER GENRE, which I think made it even more cringe and ridiculous. 

  I still laughed. A lot. 

  Peep it.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  HAHA OMG WTF. 

  The bodiest body genre that ever bodied.

  amazing. 

  terrifying. 

  I think I need to see this again.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  lol wtf but also whoah

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