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Space Sweepers 2021
It's kinda like netflix made Cowboy Be-
Somehow they made a better Bebop adaptation several years before they made their Bebop. Yet it still suffers from many of the same issues I found in that show, which is to say that it feels massively overproduced, with a large focus on glossy CGI/FX that result in scenes in which it's hard to pay attention to what's actually going on, and a pace of dialogue that feels like every line was written…
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Companion 2025
A hell of a lot more enjoyable than I had thought it would be (yet another win for don't engage with any aspect of a film before seeing it), but certainly no masterpiece.
Trying to make points about institutional patriarchy and our relationship with technology that many films do better but still managing to be pretty fun and engaging. Early on I was principally very critical of the the unnatural mannerisms and patterns of speech exhibited by certain characters, but…
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The Brutalist 2024
The American dream is timeless. Unfortunately.
Despite the backdrop of one of the most significant global conflicts in history that should make it bleakly unique, the pipeline of elation at the sight of Liberty to cursing a country seemingly rotten to the core is disappointingly indicative of the immigrant experience in our relatively peaceful contemporaneity.
A celebrated proponent in the field of Brutalist architecture finds a surprising - yet surprisingly apt - parallel in his work, to the pragmatism and…
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The Substance 2024
It said exactly what it wanted to say and it did it damn well, and Demi Moore was en fuego. Kinda mostly don't know what the fuck to say...
After hearing of a number of incidents of people walking out of the cinema, I was worried it might actually end up being too traumatic for me to stomach - I managed it, tho I can safely say I don't get the appeal of body horror
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