The parts of the movie with Tom Hardy acting against himself as Venom are again pretty delightful, I was genuinely affected by the ending, and the surprising amount of time we spend with Rhys Ifans’ hippy family actually kinda worked for me, but this movie is weighed down by an interminable CGI gloop action climax and some of the worst exposition I’ve ever seen in a major studio production.*
I also simply do not buy Juno Temple as an American,…