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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 May 2023

  Sick hifi, rake angle close, might be a tonal preference tbh, but spec of dust on the stylus? Losing all the presence, the depth.... Four stars.

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 May 2023

  Hey yo, Ari, you good errrr? Four and a half stars.

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  Cry Macho 2021

  ½ Watched 21 Sep 2021 2

  Fuck this sucks. I'd love to write a big pithy thing but I literally can't even. Half a star.

  4 hours post. This is, as the thing actually literally portrays, Clint Eastwood stroking his cock. I didn't search for 'old macho skeleton man strokes cock' so why the fuck is it in my algorithm.

  Omg I hated this so much and now I'm mad about it for the second time today. Why couldn't anybody else play that boring old shit…

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2021

  Who's hornier, the Count or Coppola? There's a lot of bold choices here, they all pretty much work. Coulda used more wolf cam, and would it have been too far to show the wolf hog? Does bog down under the weight of it's very heavy hands a bit, but all in all this thing rox and it really fux. Four stars.

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