This felt like Cocaine Bear meets Jurrassic Park for fantasy enjoyers but worse. It took it itself way too seriously at times with a thin spread veneer of a theme of eating the rich and environmental. Easily a bottom tier Paul Rudd performance.
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Most Likely to Die 2015
This turd of a movie should have been good in theory if it didn't take itself seriously or was made in 2004 like it was supposed to. All the costuming and character choices screamed mid 2000's yet was made in 2015 when campy horror was apparently illegal to make.
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Heretic 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The real heresy was the lack of proper scientific methodology used in Mr. Reed's experiment. Where was the control group?
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Soul Survivors 2001
Horror movie where nothing happens but it's okay cuz nothing that happened even mattered anyways. I was hoping for more Eliza Dushku but instead we got a knock-off version of Faith who can't even kick a scrawny white girl's ass.
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