Hag

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big nerd that loves making lists and giving very subjective ratings

Favorite films

  • Dreams
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Stalker

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  • Holland

  • Queer

    ★★★★

  • John Lewis: Good Trouble

  • Labyrinth

    ★★★★★

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  • Queer

    Queer

    ★★★★

    Objectively a beautiful looking film. It sets its tone and aesthetic so clearly you can identify the setting immediately. THE MINIATURE SETS. Also, Craig’s performance is heart rending. I just absolutely struggle with William Burroughs. The beats and their insufferable misogyny and romanticization of drug abuse didn’t age well. Though I was generally able to “unattach” myself from that deep-seated loathing regarding Burroughs, I HATE when adaptations do that little wink to the audience “do you remember that this dude killed…

  • Pulgasari

    Pulgasari

    ★★★

    Obsessed with this monster and its cheesy 80’s practical effects. This synth score is SICK I don’t care what anyone else thinks. I went into this movie blind and did not know the director was kidnapped and forced to make this film by Kim Jong-il. It’s a propaganda film dressed as Godzilla. It’s easy to understand how this movie became a cult classic, though I am unlikely to ever watch it again.

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  • The Company of Wolves

    The Company of Wolves

    ★★★★★

    Best wolf transformation in history. A masterpiece. Hits every time.

  • The Phantom Carriage

    The Phantom Carriage

    ★★★★★

    Satan, if you must take me, take me on New Year’s Eve plastered in a cemetery with my boys so I can have a scythe and a phantom carriage amen 

    In all seriousness: the blues, the clock as the moon, every stunning and life altering moment

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