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Favorite films

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Evil Dead
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Prometheus

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  • La La Land

    ★★★★★

  • Irreversible

    ★★★★

  • Daredevil

    ★★★

  • Climax

    ★★★★★

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  • Daredevil

    Daredevil

    ★★★

    Maybe I’m BLIND, but I don’t SEE why this has so much hate around it? 

    The way the world LOOKS here is such a vibe. The edginess is a feast for your EYES

    The casting is also perfect. I can’t UNSEE any of the actors as these characters.

    I VIEW this movie as good time.

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    Ridley Scott still has it. I’m glad-he-ate, because this film was entertaining. :P

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    Ooh La La, not only did this Land with me, it’s now one of the best films I’ve ever seen.

    Where do I even begin?? I didn’t really know what to expect going in. I’m not a huge musical person, so I just passed it off as another run-of-the-mill musical. I couldn’t have been more wrong. The score alone took me to an otherworldly state of bliss.

    This film is a genuine love letter to cinema. I couldn’t help but…

  • Irreversible

    Irreversible

    ★★★★

    I’ve been thinking about this film for days before sitting down to review it.

    I want to start by saying, Jesus Christ, that scene in this movie is the worst and hardest thing I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching. I do think it could have been shortened or done differently to achieve the message Gaspar is trying to get across. I disagree that this was the only way to portray this, and I wish I could unsee it. I…

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  • Problemista

    Problemista

    ★★★★½

    Julio Torres’ directorial debut is extraordinary. The film’s innovative cinematography and whimsical approach to real-world issues establish it as one of the most remarkable movies in recent years.

    The interactions between the fascinating characters leave a lasting impression, with several scenes destined to remain rent free in my mind. Rarely has a film brought so many smiles to my face throughout the runtime. Do yourself a favor, and watch this brilliantly crafted piece of cinema.

    Problemista is... MORE FIERCE THAN THE HYDRA.


    P.S.
    Tilda Swinton is the fucking G.O.A.T.

  • Borderline

    Borderline

    ★★★★½

    This is borderline a certified banger. 

    Sooooooo many great pay offs for sooooooo many jokes. 

    The score was really fun, the acting was charming, the visual style was captivating, and Ray Nicholson was Nicholson-ing. 

    CAN WE PLEASE PUT SAMARA WEAVING IN MORE THINGS???