TheCapn

TheCapn

Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Blue Velvet
  • Eraserhead
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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  • Strange Days

    ★★½

  • Classic Albums: Frank Zappa - Apostrophe (') Over-Nite Sensation

    ★★★

  • Point Break

    ★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★

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  • Strange Days

    Strange Days

    ★★½

    Appreciate the massive swing it took, the ten different genres all rolled into a 90s soaked dystopian love (??) story, but man is it a chore to get through.

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★

    Another 6/10 Soderbergh experience. The dude consistently cranks out solid flicks I’ll forget in a year. He’s like the guy hitting .289 with a bunch of doubles and handful of homers. Not gonna win you a pennant, but good to have on your team.

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  • Veruschka - Poetry of a Woman

    Veruschka - Poetry of a Woman

    ★★★

    Treat this as a music video for Morricone’s classic score and you’ll have yourself a striking and, at times, moving film. Drawn into its dream imagery while gladly surrendering to its logic. Careful not to step back too far or you’ll see how dumb the movie really is. 

    But Morricone won’t let you get far away. The often eye-rolling, insufferable inner monologue is erased by the music, saying all that needs to be said.

  • Bloodline

    Bloodline

    ½

    This movie should be seen by no one. Erased from history, burned from the memory of anyone who had the misfortune of witnessing the tremendous bore of Bloodline. This is the worst directed movie I've ever seen with multiple Academy Award winners in lead roles. Forget questioning any artistic choices or lack of tension, there are straight up technical mistakes you don't see in student films. Eye lines don't match. Transitions are (apparently) optional.

    I could highlight each awful misstep,…

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