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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Wrong Trousers
  • Lu Over the Wall
  • World of Tomorrow

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  • Mermaid

    ★★★½

  • Grand Theft Hamlet

    ★★★

  • Flee

    ★★★★★

  • Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

    ★½

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  • The Zone of Interest

    The Zone of Interest

    ★★★★★

    “A mini rumination on what I consider to be the finest film of 2024, and one of the most important films of the 21st century” by Theconemann

    Foreword

    “Interest” is the biggest understatement of the film’s (and original novel’s) title, and perhaps deliberately so, given that it’s a film about one of humanity’s worse moments in history. It’s enough to cut to the core of my being and have flashbacks to numerous history lessons, including some specific moments that I…

  • Lu Over the Wall

    Lu Over the Wall

    ★★★★★

    “My thesis about how Lu Over the Wall is brilliant and why everyone should watch it”, by Theconemann

    Introduction

    Over five previous total logs which ended up being a de facto blog, I’ve gradually documented my own personal journey with this movie, and the third log was specifically my first pass at making a proper review of it. It was a good start, but for my sixth and final entry of this blog I will go all out and truly…

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  • Mermaid

    Mermaid

    ★★★½

    Astro Boy creator Osamu Tezuka serves up the final (first time watch) film for this year's Mermaid March, which turns into more of a mind bending exercise than I had anticipated going in. These are probably some of the most translucent character designs I've seen on film, and also I'm looking at that mermaid and thinking that Tezuka might have needed a cold shower (and it does raise further questions when everyone else perceives her as a regular fish). The…

  • Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

    Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

    ★½

    I wouldn’t mind the attempt at kraken reputation rehabilitation if this wasn’t vile anti mermaid propaganda, they already get enough difficulties with being accused of malicious sirens who cause shipwrecks as it is. When people being “othered” more than ever in Current Year is a huge issue, this turns the whole film's premise into a 90 minute storm of hypocrisy. Besides that, I’m more inclined to picture the dialogue coming from a script rather than actual words people would say (don’t…

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  • My Little Goat

    My Little Goat

    ★★★★½

    The themes are highly challenging but the ending is pretty uplifting; the idea that people can eventually recover from trauma given time. The stop motion is gorgeous and ties it together. Better check out that guinea pig car anime sometime to get the less confrontational side of this guy’s work.

  • Tiny Robots

    Tiny Robots

    ½

    Wow! It's almost like a real movie!