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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001
Just finished watching harry el chapo one. Learning now you can’t do magic outside of Hogwarts. Pretty fucking un wizardly if you ask me. I blame the system. Muggles don’t get enough credit man. If I could meet a wizard id tell them that to their face man. Muggles aught be apart of this dastardly design. By god almighty let thy wizards cower in the face of science. Blodgity snicker pitch was a beautiful game. God bless brooms aught be used for the floors. They eye has spoken.
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The Quick and the Dead 1995
Cowabunga my dude. Pretty cool in camera transition work through this pretty radical movie. Not quite a game changer in storytelling but a mid to decent outlaw movie with a whole lot of cinematic flavor. I really wish I could score this movie higher but I just can’t. Don’t ask me why. It’s got gene Hackman Russell Crowe Leo decap and I still can’t give it close to a 3 star review no matter how badly I wish I could. It’s mad deece. That is all. Sheeeesh
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The Kid 2019
Yo idk man. The kid really goes through some of the worst trauma you can possibly imagine but it’s in a wash away Disney+ universe of sadness and despair. Would’ve been something if the director and production house wanted to make the audience cry. Wouldn’t watch again my dudes. Just like a real mediocre movie although I will say art direction and cinematography was pwetty gud. One and a half stars. Yeet.
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The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard 2009
One of the most incredible comedy cast I have ever seen brings life to a movie with little to no comedic integrity. Instead of spoon fed character development this beauty of a movie decides to shit down the audiences mouth with played out lines and dizzying displays of vulgarity. Although entertaining a bit passé and delusional. Would watch again. If only to see Will Farrell. His scenes were a master class lmao
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