Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Crush 1993

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  This girl is scarier than Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers combined.

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  They Live 1988

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  They Live just gets better every time I see it. I love how Piper’s line reads are so over the top and unnatural in tone, but his performance works perfectly in a cheesy action movie type of way. Carpenter will always be the king. 

  Takeaway quote:
  “The golden rule;
  He who has the gold, makes the rules.”

Popular reviews

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  This Never Happened 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2024 2

  I am shocked that TUBI originals are as legit as they are. For a streaming service that is absolutely free, it’s kind of crazy that they have the budget to produce something so high in quality (I am not sponsored by TUBI, I just really love them). This Never Happened is an easy to follow possession story with a pretty satisfying conclusion. A lot of little creepy things happen in the background that you might miss if you’re not paying attention. The idea of a ghost in a swimming pool is a new fear I never knew I had

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  The Toxic Avenger 1984

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Feb 2025 4

  I would like to formally apologize for my previous review of this film. It was the first Troma movie I had ever seen and I clearly didn’t recognize true art and the genius of Lloyd Kaufman. Toxie is a national treasure and I’m praying that they don’t ruin his legacy with the upcoming remake.

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