TheHestinator

TheHestinator

Favorite films

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • Star Wars

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  • Big Jake

    ★★★★

  • Ride the High Country

    ★★★½

  • Under Milk Wood

    ★★

  • The Siege of Firebase Gloria

    ★★★★½

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★½

    Set thirty years after the events of Blade Runner (1982), this sci-fi sequel was met with a very enthusiastic response upon its release. Here, a “blade runner” (a futuristic cop who specializes in tracking down rogue synthesized humans) simply known as “K” (Ryan Gosling) uncovers a conspiracy involving the potentiality of the “replicants” (synthetic humans) he hunts to reproduce, sending him off on a journey to locate Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), the now-missing blade runner from the first film. It…

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    ★★★★

    According to Wikipedia, seven cuts of the science-fiction classic Blade Runner exist. What follows is a review of the version dubbed “The Final Cut,” which is the only edition where director Ridley Scott had complete creative control. Set in a dystopian, urban future, a specialized police officer known as a “blade runner,” Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), must hunt down a group of killer synthesized humans who are almost impossible to differentiate from normal humans. Does this acclaimed movie live up…

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  • Laugh, Clown, Laugh

    Laugh, Clown, Laugh

    ★★★½

    Lon Chaney played an unnerving clown before, in He Who Gets Slapped (1924), and, in 1928, another silent film with him playing a neurotic member of that profession was released, titled “Laugh, Clown, Laugh.” Here, increasingly depressed Italian clown Tito (Lon Chaney) adopts an abandoned orphan, Simonetta (Loretta Young), only to develop romantic feelings for her over the years, and vie for her love with Count Luigi Ravelli (Nils Asther). Ew. Not cool, Lon Chaney, not cool.

    The relationship between…

  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★

    Eraserhead‘s tagline is “A dream of dark and troubling things.” Yep, that sounds about right. In director David Lynch’s debut feature film, wimpy Henry Spencer’s (Jack Nance) girlfriend, Mary X (Charlotte Stewart), gives birth to a mutant, alien-looking baby (that sort of resembles one of the Mon Calamari from the Star Wars franchise). Set against the backdrop of an industrial, dystopian Hellscape, this black-and-white surrealist horror classic has been mesmerizing audiences since 1977.

    Several years in the making, this ultra-gory,…

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