Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Mallrats 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Aug 2024

  Gerbils,
  Gerbils,
  Gerbils

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  Groundhog Day 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Feb 2022 1

  Q. How did Phil convince the piano teacher that, despite having no memories of the loop, she was responsible for his amazing ability on his "perfect day" run?

  Anyone?... This has bothered me since I was ten years old.

Recent reviews

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  Rad 1986

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  You're Lookin' for Love,
  Callin' Heaven Above.
  Send Me an Ass Slide...
  Send Me an Ass Slide...
  Right Now, Right Now.

  Happy RAD Day.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Welp, at least Simon Stålenhag probably got a good paycheck, right?

  Right?...

  I fucking hope so, cuz he's the only one who deserved one.

  The budget, no joke, was large enough to cover giving EVERY U.S. citizen juuuuust under 1 million dollars.

  Think about that.

  Absolutely infuriating.

Popular reviews

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  Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 2022

  ★★ Watched 21 Sep 2022

  "Clown pubes" was funny for zero of the fifteen (?) minutes he spent filling time with it.

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  Road House 2024

  ★ Watched 21 Mar 2024 2

  In a world where everyone drinks Blue Moon…

  Gone is the lore of legendary bar coolers and the campy mystic of interconnectivity. The love interest is a self-righteous bore. The villain is a weaker version of Cole Hauser from 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS. They cut Wade completely. The Double Deuce is a swampy, unevolving shithole with no name. However, they did upgrade the owner from a dickless old white dude to a sassy, hot black chick, I was down with…