When my mom used to yell at me for watching IWA-Mid South or CZW “king of the deathmatch” videos on the family computer, what she didn’t know was that they were actually honoring the ancient traditions of Muy Thai, apparently.
The thing about these 80s action movies is that there’s this real earnestness to them that doesn’t exist in modern movies. Like when Taylor shows up holding the biggest machine gun available (because he’s EX SPECIAL FORCES, obviously), accompanied by…
One Direction should’ve made a movie like this in 2013.
A lot of this feels like a student film or something a group of friends made on the weekends, but at the same time there’s a lot of really interesting visuals (the scene where the Beatles find out Ringo’s been arrested and you see them through the production booth monitors is awesome). I think the secret sauce to this is that you can tell all the Beatles genuinely like being around each other.
The teenage girl softly whispering “John” while she’s fully sobbing is so funny. Like, it’s just John Lennon, be serious.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Donald Duck, a navy veteran of WWII, now nearly 10 years removed from active combat, visits the Grand Canyon as the average American tourist of the mid-50s, trying to forget the horrors of war amidst an economic miracle the likes of which had never been seen before and will never come again. And like so many tourists (particularly Americans), he believes that having paid the entrance fee he is entitled to do whatever he wants whenever he wants, as shown…
Ranking the way Ellie kills her stepbrothers.
4- Billy. The dude was so excited over the prospect of seeing a nude he walked off a cliff. What a bitch.
3- Tom. “do you have a pet snake?” “Well, no!” “I was afraid of that” You can’t crack wise mid-rape, douche. Doesn’t help that he died completely by accident but it was something fresh.
2- Frank. A more embarrassing version of Billy’s death. So horny he jumped headfirst out of a…
