Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  D U M dumb as my Momma likes to say. 

  pretty interesting religious takes no doubt, but I was expecting more out of the ending. just felt a lil silly & unresolved

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Clue, but with hot cool British people. 

  I went into this knowing next to nothing except that it was a spy movie with my absolute dog Michael Fassbender, I love when my dog Michael Fassbender plays a spy. I was engrossed for the full 94 minutes & really just enjoyed myself. I would recommend.

Popular reviews

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  Paris, Texas 1984

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 4

  y=ab^2

  That is the formula for exponential growth, I find it quite apt in describing my enjoyment & my engagement throughout this film. The first 20 minutes almost lulled me to sleep (though that could’ve also been due to the Indian food & 3 garlic naan's i beasted for dinner), the next 2 hours were better.

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  Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025 1

  no women? it’s not natural 
  
  this kicks ass.