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Recent reviews

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  A Simple Plan 1998

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Never would have thought that I would give any movie 4 stars that has ZERO dialogue but here we are. Enjoyable movie with unique-looking animation! Not sure exactly what the big message is that they’re trying to communicate with this movie, but it was fun to watch.

Popular reviews

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  Escape Plan 2013

  ★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2022 2

  As an Arnold and Stallone fan, I was satisfied with the amount of punching, kicking, shooting, yelling, scheming, and one-liner-giving they accomplished in this movie. I love to see them work together to break out of an idealized maximum-security prison. When’s the sequel?!

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  Eragon 2006

  ½ Watched 23 Sep 2021

  Is this the worst movie-book-adaption of all time? I think so. Cheesy acting. Poor set and costume quality. Lame CGI on Saphira the dragon. And the story is way different than the book, which makes the story seem trite, rushed, and childish. How could they butcher such an amazing fantasy novel?? I want someone else to try an Eragon movie but this makes me skeptical that it won’t also be awful.

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