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  Twisters 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  you know what, fuck this.
  fuck letterboxd.
  fuck you.
  this piece of shit has the same (or higher) rating, across all platforms, as TWISTER.
  either all positive reviews were bought, or everyone is really this stupid now.
  you can't like this movie.
  no, i mean you're not allowed.
  say what you want about the original. it might not be a "great piece of film" (well, wait. compared to THIS?) but at least it's actually an entertaining movie.
  THIS? what the fuck IS THIS?
  nothing.
  YOU are nothing.

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  Canary Black 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  for about 35 seconds, this movie had 5 stars when ray stevenson was running his james bond beyond audition tape in the tunnel scene. then it was over, and it went back to the cbs knockoff of atomic blonde. which is really saying something, because atomic blonde sucks.

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  Prey 2022

  ½ Watched 14 Aug 2022 9

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ½ Watched 08 Sep 2023 6

  What an unbelievable travesty that has befallen a once-great franchise; the perfect example of a "current day" victim, which serves as an analogy encapsulating the zeitgeist and downfall of a once-great civilization.

  This shit sucked balls so bad, it hurt my feelings. The animation is fucking terrible and clearly an excuse for cost cutting. The jokes are so painfully unfunny which is probably more cost cutting when you hire inexperienced people who have never done comedy, or writing, before. It's…

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