Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Predator 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Aug 2022

  I forgot Arnold used to be hot

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  Watched 03 Jan 2022

  there was not a single erotic dance scene set to techno, everything sucks ass now

Popular reviews

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  Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2021

  this was the greatest film I have ever seen, it is a triumph for dudes rock cinema everywhere, let snyder direct every single one of these movies, he's the only man capable of making a good superhero movie.

  addendum: the parademons track the mother box by scent, how are they able to tell the difference between the scent of the mother box and the scent of the ocean?

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  Red Sonja 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2021

  the fighting was cool and arnold's biceps and brigitte's thighs were on point

  the best actor in the film was the kid

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