Favorite films

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  Breathless 1960

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Though the story itself is fairly straightforward and its leads are mostly archetypes, it’s an absolutely stellar piece of filmmaking with genuinely great performances.

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  GoldenEye 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  Not only does it have some of the best action sequences in the series, but the stakes for Bond are personal. For the first time in the series, GoldenEye begins to reckon with the more problematic aspects of the character. The best entry yet.

Popular reviews

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  Monster Family 2017

  ★ Watched 13 Nov 2022 1

  My kids made fun of this piece of shit the entire time. This should not exist.

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  Christmas at The Greenbrier 2022

  ★ Watched 02 Dec 2022 2

  When I signed up for my free trial of Fox Nation to watch this masterpiece, the first thing I did was set my Xbox to "appear offline" so my friends didn't see that I was using fucking Fox Nation.

  This movie is basically an infomercial for the Greenbrier. It's jam packed with remarkably unnatural dialogue. The Greenbrier logo is visible almost in every single scene. So many lines have pamphlet-esque resort trivia plastered throughout.

  Any time the movie references something…

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