Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Conjuring 2013

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025 3

  This movie is rated R but no one dies, there’s no gore, no nudity, and no cursing. 

  It’s rated R based solely on how fucking scary it is. Wild

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  Child's Play 1988

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  I have a date with a six year old boy.
  
  These movies are so unhinged and I am here for it. Charles Lee Ray may just be one of my all time favorite horror villains. And Andy is so damn cute. 

  This is the end, friend.

Popular reviews

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  Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III 1990

  ★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025 2

  I would willingly let Viggo Mortensen marry, breed, and/or eat me in any order

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  Clue 1985

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025 5

  Communism was just a red herring. 

  I will always remember my first time watching this movie. I was about 10 years old, hanging with the older kids at a family friend’s party. They all wanted to watch a movie and the guy I had a crush on picked out a VHS tape of Clue, citing it as his favorite movie. I sat there glued to the screen in the hopes of impressing him, but ended up becoming so engrossed that…

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