Aka the second film to hit theaters in 2025 where Jack Quaid is simping over a goth mommy
Aka the film where Buddy the Elf goes postal on Santa impersonators
Love the personal message from the cast before the movie starts
GOD DAMN this movie was GOREY
We never think about just how much goes into something as menial as eating
Bro gaming instead of going out with his crush is painfully relatable
YO THE BODY TAT IS WILD WTFFFFF…
God I cannot wait for the American right to call this the next DEI woke movie
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Robert Pattinson’s acting in this one is so good, as both Mickey 17 and 18. So different from other roles he’s played in the past
To this movie has so much politics built within it, wild this sounds like on alternate reality where Trump loses two elections and works with Musk to colonize Mars with SpaceX
Popping someone’s pimple within 5-10 minutes of…
A horror that tries too hard to be a comedy but not hard enough to not be horror
Maybe I’m just not a horror movie guy, but this movie was not great imo. Goofy plot, unrealistic, best part were the kills, and even then, I’ve seen better kills in other horror/thriller movies. I can’t tell what this movie is trying to be
Fun fact the monkey in this movie plays a snare drum because Disney said they couldn’t use cymbals…
These incognito outfits are incredibly goofy lol
The way he was watching her from the tree thinks Betty sees him and slides behind the tree lol
PHIL DUNPHY CAMEO NO FUCKIN WAY DUDE
That glass hallway moment and everything afterwards was fucking crazy, that was such a fun stretch
Okay Phil Dunphy’s back, I can’t believe he’s not just a cameo he’s a substantial character
To this mans been around the world in this movie. If it was made in…
