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Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Pirated this cuz fuck Israel!!

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  The man behind me in the cinema gasped at all the drama and said tut-tut-tut every single time drugs came out

Popular reviews

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  Underwater 2020

  ★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2020 1

  This film has Avril Lavigne's cover of the Spongebob theme, aggressive moon pie product placement, TJ Miller, The Kraken, a LOT of underwear and that's it thats all you need to know

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★½ Watched 31 Aug 2020

  My review is actually 5 stars because it is forwards and backwards 😌

  Just kidding it was shite

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