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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Jawline so crazy shit looks 3D printed

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  Legally Blonde 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Karen McCullah and Kirsten Smith, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  I completely understand the evolution of vampire lore now bc this movie would hit so much harder if Orlok was sexy

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  Ass BEEN fat

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