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Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Butts and tits and money, cause I'm broke and ugly.

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  A Bluebird in My Heart 2018

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  A quiet you-fucked-with-the-wrong-guy movie that's more focused on the emotional intelligence of the good-guy ex-con than his killer instincts.

Popular reviews

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★ Watched 12 Jun 2024

  A smart but dorky professor starts pretending he's a hitman for the police, then becomes a murderer and gets the girl, who's also a murderer! And they live happily ever after. And it's good because now his students and co-workers think he's sexy and he's not a creepy nerd with a bad hair cut anymore! He's a hot murderer! Yay!

  I kinda rejected this from the beginning. (The opening VO was giving me Poolman flashbacks). It is a lot of…

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  I set my hopes too high and this turned out to be a big miss for me.

  From the first present day scene, I kinda knew I wasn't in steady hands. This movie is all talk and the dialog is BAD... Maika Monroe's performance is purposefully glassy-eyed, but never feels genuine and I couldn't for a second buy her as an FBI agent.

  All the clues she needs to solve the Longlegs mystery are literally handed to her and every…

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