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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  This might be one of the worst films I've ever seen. Was hoping for a so bad it's good experience, but this was excruciating to get through

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 31 Jul 2024

  Taylor Swift sent to the shadow realm, and the Eras Tour is in shambles.

  When I was growing up, M. Night Shyamalan was seen as a meme by more or less everyone I saw online, so seeing him direct a film like this that's full of great fun and many hilarious scenes is wonderful.

  Josh Hartnett's performance ranging from his facial expressions to stellar delivery always put a smile on my face, much like Christian Bale's performance in American Psycho.…

Popular reviews

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  Sword Art Online the Movie – Progressive – Aria of a Starless Night 2021

  ★★★ Watched 06 Dec 2021 2

  would've been five stars if Asuna told Kirito to fuck off and dated gamer queen Mito instead

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  Tulsa 2020

  ½ Watched 27 Aug 2020

  decided to play a fun drinking game wherein i took a shot of vodka every time i groaned at this film.
  i ended up dying of alcohol poisoning 30 minutes in.
  turns out, i could've used the lessons of believing in jesus from this movie, as i am currently writing this review from hell.

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