Favorite films

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  We are indeed entering a brave new world when Marvel’s typical opening logo reveal and triumphant theme are ditched. Maybe that is Marvel’s way of acknowledging it has passed its prime.

  The cracks in Marvel’s storytelling post-Endgame are on full display when the movies rely so heavily on TV. Such is the unfortunate case with CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD.

  I feel bad for Anthony Mackie, whose big-screen debut as a Marvel lead is hijacked by an INCREDIBLE HULK sequel…

Recent reviews

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  13 Going on 30 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Everyone’s a critic*

  *magazine editor in 2000s romcoms

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  Tron 1982

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Maybe I’ll appreciate this more after I go on the ride at Disney World

Popular reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Really fun and not your typical Dumpuary shit. A few audible reactions in my theater, which is always a great time. Jack Quaid is good at playing cucks; men would rather (REDACTED FOR SPOILERS) than go to therapy

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  I'm not sure if Joker FAD is necessarily a good movie, but it's got to be one of the most unbelievable ones I've ever seen. That counts for something right? Maybe I should watch every movie 2 months after the fact, if only to remove myself from the hysteria.

  As someone who does not like the first JOKER (it's a boring slog with nothing interesting to say), I admired Todd Phillips' decision to take a sledgehammer to it all. I…