Josua

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Josua. Age 23. If you see a 3 star review from me - it means I thought it was just okay and I liked it

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Star Wars

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  • Bonnie and Clyde

    ★★★

  • Caligula: The Ultimate Cut

    ★★★½

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    ★★★★

  • Flipped

    ★★★

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  • Bonnie and Clyde

    Bonnie and Clyde

    ★★★

    On the fence with this one!

    Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway have fantastic chemistry and are clearly acting their asses off! The entire final segment has some damn good editing but the overall pacing of this film leaves a lot to be desired. Also, I wasn't a fan of the soundtrack. Gene Wilder has a fun appearance here though, which was pretty great!

  • Caligula: The Ultimate Cut

    Caligula: The Ultimate Cut

    ★★★½

    I got the chance to see “Caligula: The Ultimate Cut” at the Charles Theater and it was a very, very interesting watch. I won’t get into the entire history of the film (as multiple reviews on this site already have and to great length). Right off the bat, the film hits the audience with flat-out incest and only gets wilder from there. Lots of dicks, tits, ass and, at one point (allegedly) actual childbirth (with a close-up shot no less).…

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    ½

    My friend told me I should watch this movie so, I decided I would...

    Where do I begin?

    This film is a mess. I'm sorry but it's true. The editing is choppy, the camera-work is stale and if you took a shot for every "push-in", you'd be dead 20 minutes into this film

    The writing is faux-deep, pseudo-intellectual horseshit. It's probably a very personal film for whoever made it but it feels like it was written by the edgy kid…

  • South Park the Streaming Wars Part 2

    South Park the Streaming Wars Part 2

    ★★★

    Credit where credit is due, this one was way funnier than Part 1 but still not top tier South Park. Really do wish that we could get the OG 4 boys in an episode together again though

    Also, I hope they stop with the weed shit. It's not funny and seeing them acknowledge that gave me hope (before it was swiftly snatched away from me)