Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  I went in knowing the runtime was over two hours, but when I thought "jesus christ how much more time is left in this thing" I had only seen 50 minutes.

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  Y2K 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  it's nice that Kyle Mooney got to work out his nostalgia and maybe some baggage he probably should be over by now as a 40 year old man, but you mostly get the feeling that he doesn't have the juice to make anything with a longer total runtime than 26 minutes

Popular reviews

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  Wonder Woman 1984 2020

  ★ Added

  have you ever heard a kid tell a story where they just keep adding weird details and nonsense with barely recognizable connections to what they've said before because it's just a stream of consciousness from a six year old's unformed brain? now you can have that experience for two and a half hours.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2024

  i am telling friends that this is a coming of age movie and excited to see how mad they get